Headline Fails #13: No Shit Sherlock Edition #1

[caption id="attachment_25222" align="aligncenter" caption="Wait, We're using our Cell phones more to do things that we used to do on our computers. Wow, who would've thought?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25223" align="aligncenter" caption="This is American dammit, I'm allowed to procrastinate if I want to."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25224" align="aligncenter" caption="Prolonged exposure to hazardous materials makes us sicker... hmm... NEWSFLASH! Let all News outlets know this. This is a BIG Story."][/caption]