Myspace....
So there's 3 songs (so far) that I have found that are songs about myspace....
Here are the lyrics to the songs...
Myspace Song
Mark Mckinney
Well I Was Sick Of The Tv
I Was Tired Of The Phone
So I Grabbed My Laptop And I Logged Right On
And I Found This Place
Would You Bleieve It Was Free
Where I Could Have My Own Space, Right About Me
I Answered Yes, I Smoke And I Drink
I Got A Highschool Education
And My Income Stinks
And Now Everyday, I Can't Wait To See
To See Some Brand New Friend Request Messages For Me
On Myspace
That's Where I've Been
On Myspace
I Send My Bulletins
On Myspace
That's Where I Have Friends
I Hope You Like My Layout
Read What I Am All About
On Myspace
I'm Always On
On Myspace
Where My Blogs Are Long
On Myspace
Who The Hell Is Tom
Don't You Know It Feels Great
To Get Into My Top Eight
Yeah My Top 8
I Ain't Going 12
Well I Met This Girl
She Was Pretty And Fine
But Her Profile Said She Was 99
She Don't Want Kids
Well That's Ok
But Her Sexual Orientation
Well Says That's She's Gay
Maybe I'll Photoshop A Picture
And Lie About A Masters Degree
And Claim My Income Is High
Maybe It's Time I Get Me Alot
But You Know You Gonna Find Me
Right Here Clicking All Night
On Myspace
That's Where I've Been
On Myspace
I Send My Bulletins
On Myspace
That's Where I Have Friends
I Hope You Like My Layout
Read What I Am All About
On Myspace
I'm Always On
On Myspace
Where My Blogs Are Long
On Myspace
Who The Hell Is Tom
Lord You Know It Feels Great
To Get Into My Top Eight
Yeah My Top Eight
I Ain't Going 12
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Good Clean Fun - The Myspace Song
Paula Came From Dc,
She Was A Whole Lot Like Me,
She Grew Up On Star Wars
We Went To Shows In The Park,
Professed Our Love In The Dark,
Roadtrips And Hardcore
It Was According To Plan,
We Were Like Lloyd (Dobbler) And Diane (Cort),
Two Hearts In The Same Place
Then You Know What She Did,
She Met An Internet Kid,
They Fell In Love On Myspace
I Know That Websites Don't Kill,
But Sometimes They Will
Sometimes They Will Break Hearts
I Know That I'm An Adult,
But Tom It's Your Fault
You Created A Monster
Dave Didn't Know What To Do,
Yeah He Was Tom's Victim Too,
Sheila Left Him Last Week
Now He Is All Doom And Gloom,
He Won't Come Out Of His Room,
The Neighbors Hear Morrissey
Heartbreak Has Its Appeal,
I Know How Emo Kids Feel,
But That Is Not For Me
I Wrote One Sad Quiet Song,
And We Can All Sing Along,
But We Will Stay Posi
I Know That Websites Don't Kill,
But Sometimes They Will
Sometimes They Will Break Hearts
I Know That I'm An Adult,
But Tom It's Your Fault
You Created A Monster
Now He Sits In The Darkness As Events Recur
She Sits In The Light Of The Monitor
And He Knows He's Lost Her By Her Demeanor
Internet Grass Is Always Greener
I Know That Websites Don't Kill,
But Sometimes They Will
Sometimes They Will Break Hearts
I Know That I'm An Adult,
But Tom It's Your Fault
You Created A Monster
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Myspace
The Fresh
Is The Place Where I Can Go
To Be Free
My Space
Is The Place Where I Can Go
To Read About Me
So Much Better Than Friendster
But You Never Look Like Your Picture
Find A Better Way To Waste My Precious Time Today
The Place You To Go To Meet Others
Of Similar Interests
Your Brothers
Your Sisters And Friends
And Your Lovers
And Your Favorite Bands
I Don't Know, I Like Myspace Because I Like Being Real
It's My Heroes, My Influences, My Influence
Your Comments, About Me
I Always Tell Myself, One Survey From Tanya
But Six Hours Later I'm Still On
You'd Be The Same Way If You Had 30 Messages Per Day
It Wasn't Always Like That
Last Week When Ijoined I Had One Friend, Tom
But Now I Have Like 6000 Firends
And I Still Have To Deny A Lot Of People
And Everybody's Like "I Wanna Be In Your Top 8"
Guys, There's No "We" In Myspace
Myspace
Is The Place Where I Can Go
To Be Free
My Space Is The Place Where I Can Go
To Read About Me
So I'm Talking To My Friend Jeremy, About How Hard It Is To Meet Women And He's Like Dude, Go To My Space
So I'm Browing The 5 Mile Radius,
And Sure Enough, Mad Hunnies
Like This One Girl, Hot69, Which Is A Sure Sign She's Not Hot
And Every One Of Her Pictures, She's Wearing A Scarf Or Sunglasses
Or She's Surrounded By 5 Other Chicks, And You're Which One Is She, Is She The Hot One, And I'm Like I Don't Give A Shit, So Why Not Up The Ante
So I Sent Her Some Dick Pics, You Know The One Where I"M Hanging Out By The Pool Smoking A Cigar, And I'm Like "Wazzup"
Or The One Where I Have The Mustache, And I'm Like "You Wanna Ride The Snake"
Anyway, I Hope She Hits Me Back, But Really, What The Fuck Do I Care, It's Myspace
So Much Better Than Friendster
But You Never Look Like Your Picture
Find A Better Way To Hook Up With A Hoe Today
The Place You To Go To Meet Others
Of Similar Interests
Your Brothers
Your Sisters And Friends
And Your Lovers
It's Not Your Space
It's Mine