[caption id="attachment_25270" align="aligncenter" caption="I guess CNN couldn't determine exactly what verbiage they wanted to use."][/caption]

Here is a good example of how to do proper maintenance notifications for a website.

I now know that the Virtualbox website will be down until 8AM Pacific Time on 04/30/2012.

[caption id="attachment_25258" align="aligncenter" caption="What is "Monfday"?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25266" align="aligncenter" caption="Doing some testing??"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25268" align="aligncenter" caption="Yet more testing"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25251" align="aligncenter" caption="Where are they being rowed back to?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25253" align="aligncenter" caption="to resumes? Do you not understand the basics of the English language?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25255" align="aligncenter" caption="The sentence structure not in title, but the text, is just a bit awkward... okay, it's very awkward."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25235" align="aligncenter" caption="Somebody doesn't know how to encode apostrophes. I'm not sure if it's CNN or Google. But either way, they should learn very quickly."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25229" align="aligncenter" caption="I wonder why Google would want to emulate the best selling phone on the planet. I mean nobody wants to make money hand over fist."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25230" align="aligncenter" caption="Hmm... what is 150,00 anyway? Do they mean $150.00"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25222" align="aligncenter" caption="Wait, We're using our Cell phones more to do things that we used to do on our computers. Wow, who would've thought?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25223" align="aligncenter" caption="This is American dammit, I'm allowed to procrastinate if I want to."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25224" align="aligncenter" caption="Prolonged exposure to hazardous materials makes us sicker... hmm... NEWSFLASH! Let all News outlets know this. This is a BIG Story."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25215" align="aligncenter" caption="Who the hell would harvest Kangaroos?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25218" align="aligncenter" caption="Hmm... Getting to a hospital faster means you're more likely to live. Who would've thunk it."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25219" align="aligncenter" caption="AppleInsider must've needed another story because Steve Jobs has talked about this before. "Found"... hmm... you mean dug up out of the archives?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25208" align="aligncenter" caption="I've always wanted my Office productivity suite to come with a goat. Now I can start my farm and have the goat mow the grass."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25209" align="aligncenter" caption="I would think doing anything through the nose, outside of breathing, and even that can be hazardous, would be a nightmare."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25210" align="aligncenter" caption="Man, I thought Snake bites were just like pricking your finger, only hurt a tad bit. No shit they hurt. Great headline."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25203" align="aligncenter" caption="I didn't know the roof of the Bahraini Embassy was protesting."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25204" align="aligncenter" caption="Hmm... I would assume something like food, but I could be wrong."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_25205" align="aligncenter" caption="And the law isn't already on Facebook? I don't think they're going to be able to hide."][/caption]