Weird Al Story
Bob, The Saga Begins when I was being a Cough Potato while watching Jerry Springer, The Brady Bunch, and Jurassic Park on Frank's 2000" TV, by Syndicated Inc., because I was too Fat to go to The Hardware Store and get Another Tattoo due to the need to have Another One Rides The Bus, Ricky. Also because I had some Lasagna, My Bolagna sandwich and I love Rocky Road. I decided to watch Skipper Dan from Forrest Gump but Since You've Been Gone I wanted to watch TMZ while waiting to hear your Ringtone so I could wish you a Happy Birthday, but Melanie You Don't Love Me Anymore. You said I'm So Sick Of You, You're Pitiful because I Want A New Duck. I just Wann B ur Lovr, but My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder. Which is why I was Callin' in Sick today. To keep myself occupied during the commercials I make Phony Calls. Do I Creep You Out?
I realized that I needed to check Ebay and Craigslist to let the sellers know that the Check's In The Mail for my auction, The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota. It's being shipped from Albequerque. I also ordered some Polkas on 45s too. I read an email titled Confessions Part III that said I'll Sue Ya Mr. Popeii because Everything You Know is Wrong and It's All About The Pentiums, why not Download This Song. I knew it was spam because I got a Virus Alert. It was taking so long I thought One More Minute. I noticed that I was hungry and since I'm Addicted to Spuds I ate. It's almost like Livin' In The Fridge.
Like a Surgeon does, Bob is Living With a Hernia. He used to be Such a Groovy Guy and the King of Suede, but now he has to sing the Bedrock Anthem, the Angry White Boy Polka, and as well an Ode To A Super Hero with Homer & Marge. It's A Complicated Song. He's gonna Party at the Leper Colony while attending the Circus Parade, I mean He's Pretty Fly for a Rabbi. Don't Forget He's White & Nerdy. It beats having a Party In The CIA though.
Dare To Be Stupid you Canadian Idiot, I Remember Larry, it was The Night that Santa Went Crazy. Man those were the Good Old Days. Now I've Gotta Boogie because it's a Dog Eat Dog World and I gotta go read Your Horoscope for Today because it's Weasel Stompin' Day.